This blog is weird. Anyway, wanna chat?
hey smerchettes and smerchadores still followin this beast
theres a smerchette chat goin on
go talk about fondling lanky dongles or whatever it is y’all do in yr spare time
me, im gonna dream about drag racing gervais for the right to have steve as my bikini maven sprawled across the hood of my ‘57 chevy wearing nothing but a scandalous little frilly bikini
12:35 am • 25 June 2013 • 4 notes
As if being 6’7” wasn’t enough already!
I made new friends over this. Don’t be hatin’. Cuz I won’t curr. This is going to become a thing now btw. Even taller Steve just doing every day things being tall I guess. Done during livestream as well. Hope to finish or something. haha
I just… really like giants guys. :V I just love them. They are so amazing to me. Always have. Dunno why. Don’t hate, CONGRATULATE!~
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9:01 pm • 18 April 2012 • 109 notes
Someone put David Tennant raising his hand in the background
“Wait for meeeee!”
yes good thank you
Someone should add a Hustlin’ Holmes or a strutting Leonardo DiCaprio in there.
I tried okay…
fixed it again
ahh much better
I just wanted to hold you in my arms
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1:26 pm • 8 April 2012 • 32,352 notes
timidlyprimitive said: how did you first discover the work of Smerch? and how long did it take for you to become obsessed with him?
Portal 2, like many other Smerchettes. I found most of his other stuff through Tumblr here and after watching several episodes of the Ricky Gervais Show I was hooked.
10:14 pm • 9 March 2012 • 2 notes
It’s not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage. Wheatley New Year!
12:47 am • 1 January 2012 • 882 notes
Written by Kiana-M(?) (Smerchstandsnextothings)
Read Aloud by Me
(I have trouble reading out loud so, Im sorry ;;;)
Enjoy? /dies a little
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11:39 am • 25 December 2011 • 17 notes
Steve loved the time that he had in the city,
he loved the show, the people, the sights and the glee.
But as Christmas drew nearer, he thought to himself
"Surely there’s no Christmas here
big enough for a guy like me.”
As he packed his things to head home to Bristol,
New York gifted a lovely surprise.
There in the city, right in the middle,
was a Christmas tree just his size!
"New York, this is great!" he said to the town
"But I know this isn’t for me.
You put this up every year,
it’s the Rockefeller Center tree!”
"That’s where your right Steve,
but that’s where you’re wrong!”
the city replied in a great loud song
"This tree is for you and this tree is for me!
Because Christmas is for all, be it tall or teeny!”
So Steve partied in the city and had a grand ball
And then boarded a plane across the sea.
He headed back home, but Steve will never forget
That wonderful city, and the tree standing so tall.
Merry Christmas from Stephen Merchant Stands Next to Things.
2:09 pm • 24 December 2011 • 32 notes